On What Is and What Could Be: Archive

Aug 1st

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Jul 31st

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jersey shore sucks. hard.

“Do you have guidos in France?” Snookie asked Phoenix, a rock band from Versailles. She had to explain the term, and when she told the band that “guidas” were girls like her, guitarist Laurent Brancowitz responded, “Ah, we have guidas. We call them cagoles.” Cagole loosely translates to “slut.” http://www.newsweek.com/2010/07/22/america-s-new-icons.html exactly.

Jul 28th

Jul 26th

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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ugh. this weather is killing me. you would think that the middle of july would be sunny and warm, but no. portland is gray, again.

Jul 20th

this is why you don't drunk dial

Mr Nick: Hey, is this a bad time to call? 
Me: Well, it's not exactly the worst of times but it isn't the best of times either. 
 (Silence)
Mr. Nick: Oh, that's...that's a Tale of Two Cities right? Funny. Ashley's giving me the evil eye, so I'll let you go now. 
Me: Goodnight.

Jul 14th

Ultimate hipster gif. →

gives a whole new meaning to fade to black ( a hipster meaning, if you will) hipstersstolemyjacket: it’s like how hipsters multiply or whatevs (via -jessicahamby)

Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

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“We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’.”

– Sgt. Greg Stewart of the Portland (Oregon) Police Department, commenting on an Interstate 84 accident involving “[a] car full of people dressed as zombies.” [kgw.] (via thedailywhat) only in Portland would zombies get in a car accident.

Jul 11th

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