jersey shore sucks. hard.
“Do you have guidos in France?” Snookie asked Phoenix, a rock band from Versailles. She had to explain the term, and when she told the band that “guidas” were girls like her, guitarist Laurent Brancowitz responded, “Ah, we have guidas. We call them cagoles.” Cagole loosely translates to “slut.” http://www.newsweek.com/2010/07/22/america-s-new-icons.html exactly.
ugh. this weather is killing me. you would think that the middle of july would be sunny and warm, but no. portland is gray, again.
this is why you don't drunk dial
Mr Nick: Hey, is this a bad time to call?
Me: Well, it's not exactly the worst of times but it isn't the best of times either.
Mr. Nick: Oh, that's...that's a Tale of Two Cities right? Funny. Ashley's giving me the evil eye, so I'll let you go now.
Ultimate hipster gif. →
gives a whole new meaning to fade to black ( a hipster meaning, if you will) hipstersstolemyjacket: it’s like how hipsters multiply or whatevs (via -jessicahamby)
We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’.– Sgt. Greg Stewart of the Portland (Oregon) Police Department, commenting on an Interstate 84 accident involving “[a] car full of people dressed as zombies.” [kgw.] (via thedailywhat) only in Portland would zombies get in a car accident.
i hate trying to pick out photos of myself. (if that sounds self-conscious, it is.)
new wolf parade + homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies = super RAWSOME! i am one happy little hipster right now.